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« on: March 26, 2020, 06:48:42 PM »

Saw this one yesterday and thought it was funny. 

"Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it. I think it has a virus"

Sent it to Robin and she had a good response. 

"Tried that.  The virus is intrinsic in the release.  Went looking for v2021, not released yet."
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 07:01:04 PM »

LOL!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2020, 07:38:39 PM »

Another good one.  "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet." 
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2020, 02:21:35 AM »

lol
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2020, 06:53:32 AM »

Y'all are funny.
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2020, 09:25:16 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2020, 09:30:46 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2020, 01:50:09 AM »

 
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2020, 02:27:47 AM »

Did you pay the normal 20% Ticketmaster surcharge?
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2020, 03:25:43 AM »

 
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2020, 05:45:07 PM »

Guys,
THANKS for the giggles.  I'M SOOOO tired of this!

Be cautious but calm.
Pray and don't panic.
Easter is coming!

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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2020, 05:57:37 PM »

 Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and Iíll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?


A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isnít that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
(1) Spending it at a yard sale
(2) Going to a ballgame
(3) Beer
(4) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a new tattoo that you got at a yard sale and drink beer all day.
No need to thank me, Iím just glad I could be of help.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2020, 05:12:18 PM »

Sounds like my kind of festival
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2020, 09:03:20 PM »

lol to both!
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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2020, 07:42:10 PM »

Posting this for Cathy



This is one I found







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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2020, 07:44:43 PM »

Thanks Maggie. I don’t know why it wouldn’t post for me.


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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2020, 09:16:15 PM »

more good ones. 
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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2020, 09:34:35 PM »



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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2020, 10:03:48 PM »

All good ones!
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2020, 10:47:02 PM »

Who knew that the "Home Alone" remake would be so popular?
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2020, 11:52:42 PM »

Nice to have all these chuckles to break the monotony.   
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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2020, 04:13:23 AM »

Me: Alexa what's the weather this weekend?

Alexia: Doesn't matter your not going anywhere.
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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2020, 02:04:34 PM »

Me: Alexa what's the weather this weekend?

Alexia: Doesn't matter your not going anywhere.

Lol so true.
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2020, 02:53:35 PM »

One more.


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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2020, 05:49:23 PM »

Love it
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