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« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2020, 10:56:13 PM »

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together
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« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2020, 12:55:55 AM »

Wow, making me laugh!!!
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« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2020, 09:07:23 PM »

Here’s a few more.


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« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2020, 09:16:24 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2020, 09:33:42 PM »

Here in Chicago there are Meme’s of our Mayor Lori Lightfoot telling us to stay home.  The first picture is my Daughter Karen at a hospital today with a cardboard cutout of the Mayor. 



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« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2020, 09:41:36 PM »

The last supper is hysterical.
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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2020, 12:41:52 AM »

 
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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2020, 02:04:39 AM »



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« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2020, 06:34:03 AM »

I had to enlarge that 1st one. I didn't know you'd adopted a kid. 
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« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2020, 07:30:51 PM »

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« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2020, 07:33:48 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/maggie.madonia/posts/10219876478595879
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« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2020, 07:36:01 PM »

Best laugh in a while.
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« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2020, 10:27:27 PM »

 
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« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2020, 01:47:35 AM »

The drop in gas prices during a "stay at home order" is like a bald man winning a comb. 
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« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2020, 11:35:59 PM »








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« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2020, 11:45:30 PM »

Maggie, I am LMAO.  Too funny.
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« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2020, 01:50:16 AM »

Those are some creative mask 
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« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2020, 03:31:39 AM »

Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon?
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« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2020, 05:07:06 PM »



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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2020, 05:17:10 PM »

Our local grocery chain has a fuel points program. You have to use your points by the end of each month. So on March 31st I bought gas for $1.19.9 a gallon and had to leave $1.75 worth in the pump, on a 20 gal. limit. Now for April I'll get $.80 off per gallon and will probably have to give it away since I won't be needing any gas. Anyone around Hendersonville, NC want to buy gas for $1.10 a gallon?
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« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2020, 09:58:09 PM »





I didn't get my spring cut before all this hit!



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« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2020, 11:34:28 PM »

Clothes optional.  PPE not so much.


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« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2020, 12:04:00 AM »

Good lord....
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« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2020, 04:21:13 PM »

Bob is going to be mad when he finds out you shared your "selfie" with us!
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« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2020, 09:02:19 PM »


I didn't get my spring cut before all this hit!



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« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2020, 09:29:57 PM »

I guess the end is near...
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« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2020, 09:54:23 PM »


Maggie, please, please ... for the love of God ... get out of the house and go for a long walk and get lots of fresh air.   While you're out walking, have the gas company in to check for leaks and/or any other kinds of contaminants in the air.  Now I'm worried even more about you and Pete.  BTW - can you please post a short video of Pete ... holding today's newspaper.  Just want to make sure everything is ... er ... OK there.   Love the door art! 
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« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2020, 10:52:37 PM »

Bob is going to be mad when he finds out you shared your "selfie" with us!


Ha ha! 
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« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2020, 11:05:59 PM »

Bob is going to be mad when he finds out you shared your "selfie" with us!


Ha ha! 


LOL I was just on the phone with Bruce.  I said, Wow you are still alive??  ;)
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