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« Reply #120 on: April 23, 2020, 05:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Clampett on April 22, 2020, 10:35:56 PM
Quote from: Maggie on April 20, 2020, 01:59:16 AM
If you get it you get it...
I just got it. I didn't see the movie, so I had to lookup who he was.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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« Reply #121 on: April 23, 2020, 06:03:52 PM »
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« Reply #122 on: April 23, 2020, 08:11:39 PM »
 
Quote from: Maggie on April 23, 2020, 05:11:48 PM
This made me chuckle...

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« Reply #123 on: April 25, 2020, 02:44:26 PM »
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.
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« Reply #124 on: April 25, 2020, 04:19:44 PM »
 
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« Reply #125 on: April 25, 2020, 07:08:43 PM »
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« Reply #126 on: April 25, 2020, 08:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Maggie on April 25, 2020, 02:44:26 PM
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.

:-)

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« Reply #127 on: April 26, 2020, 10:54:20 PM »
I just received this from a respected physician with whom I attended grade school and high school.  If you see an ad for this, contact your health department, the CDC, and the BBB.  It's a scam.
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« Reply #128 on: April 27, 2020, 06:28:26 AM »


Oh... btw... here's a list of some of the disinfectants that are, actually, used in the body.

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« Reply #129 on: April 27, 2020, 04:20:54 PM »


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« Reply #130 on: April 28, 2020, 06:18:11 AM »
Good one.
So good, in fact, I "borrowed" it. Thanks.
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« Reply #131 on: April 28, 2020, 05:11:11 PM »
That's ok, you are allowed to do that in light of the fact I "borrowed" it myself.
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« Reply #132 on: April 30, 2020, 06:18:21 AM »
Ah... did I mention we get turned loose come Monday???? 

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« Reply #133 on: April 30, 2020, 05:30:21 PM »
 

We don't exactly get turned loose tomorrow but our leash gets longer. 
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« Reply #134 on: April 30, 2020, 09:30:49 PM »
Not funny but saw on the news last night that one of the main organizers of NC's anti lockdown movements has tested positive for...you guessed it, Covid. Wonder what her thoughts on lockdown will be a couple weeks from now. Lots of demonstrators on TV but very few with any protection or spacing.
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« Reply #135 on: May 01, 2020, 12:50:02 AM »
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« Reply #136 on: May 01, 2020, 01:38:01 AM »
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« Reply #137 on: May 01, 2020, 03:23:01 AM »
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« Reply #139 on: May 02, 2020, 05:32:39 PM »
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« Reply #140 on: May 03, 2020, 06:13:24 AM »

The best street-meat I've ever had was in Prague.
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« Reply #142 on: May 03, 2020, 07:05:16 PM »
Now that's a grill. 
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« Reply #143 on: May 04, 2020, 06:30:50 AM »
Never let it be said that Ma Nature doesn't have a warped sense of humor.  Today is the day when lockdown ends and....

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« Reply #144 on: May 04, 2020, 08:02:49 AM »
Update.... The squeaking wheel gets the grease.

The trouble is, by now all those pent-up, frustrated drivers are up and at it and, while, we're 99.7% crazy behind the wheel on a normal day, I think I'll stick close to home for today & play it safe.

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« Reply #145 on: May 14, 2020, 08:54:04 PM »
To be honest their brisket is probably worth it ;)
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« Reply #146 on: May 14, 2020, 10:56:15 PM »
 
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« Reply #148 on: July 25, 2020, 05:57:03 AM »
Not that's a funny pun.
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