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« on: March 26, 2020, 06:48:42 PM » |
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Saw this one yesterday and thought it was funny.
"Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it. I think it has a virus"
Sent it to Robin and she had a good response.
"Tried that. The virus is intrinsic in the release. Went looking for v2021, not released yet."
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 07:01:04 PM » |
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LOL!!
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It's a scooterful day in the neighborhood!
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2020, 07:38:39 PM » |
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Another good one. "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet."
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2020, 02:21:35 AM » |
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2020, 06:53:32 AM » |
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Y'all are funny.
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2020, 09:30:46 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2020, 01:50:09 AM » |
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It's just not a vacation it's a fricking adventure.
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2020, 02:27:47 AM » |
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Did you pay the normal 20% Ticketmaster surcharge?
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The more the miles, the bigger the smiles.
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2020, 05:45:07 PM » |
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Guys,
THANKS for the giggles. I'M SOOOO tired of this!
Be cautious but calm.
Pray and don't panic.
Easter is coming!
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2020, 05:57:37 PM » |
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format:
Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.
Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
(1) Spending it at a yard sale
(2) Going to a ballgame
(3) Beer
(4) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a new tattoo that you got at a yard sale and drink beer all day.
No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2020, 05:12:18 PM » |
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2020, 09:03:20 PM » |
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lol to both!
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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2020, 07:42:10 PM » |
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Posting this for Cathy  This is one I found  |
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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2020, 07:44:43 PM » |
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Thanks Maggie. I don’t know why it wouldn’t post for me.
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2020, 09:16:15 PM » |
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Kymco GTi 300 and Yager + 11 others in the past.
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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2020, 09:36:01 PM » |
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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2020, 10:03:48 PM » |
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All good ones!
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2020, 10:47:02 PM » |
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Who knew that the "Home Alone" remake would be so popular?
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2020, 11:52:42 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2020, 04:13:23 AM » |
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Me: Alexa what's the weather this weekend?
Alexia: Doesn't matter your not going anywhere.
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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2020, 02:04:34 PM » |
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Me: Alexa what's the weather this weekend?
Alexia: Doesn't matter your not going anywhere.
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2020, 02:53:35 PM » |
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One more.
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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2020, 05:49:23 PM » |
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