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« on: February 06, 2019, 04:15:49 AM »

An older Florida couple are travelling through Georgia when stopped by a state trooper.

The trooper approaches the car and the husband rolls down his window.

The trooper indicates he stopped them because they have a brake light that doesn't appear to be working.

The wife, who's hard of hearing, asks what the trooper said.

Husband - He said we have a brake light out.

Wife - Oh, ok.

Trooper - I notice you all are from Florida.

Wife - What'd he say?

Husband - He said he noticed we were from Florida.

Trooper - My ex- wife is in Florida ... worst sex I ever had.

Wife - What'd he say?

Husband - He said he thinks he knows you.

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2019, 05:43:52 AM »

I stored that one #139 :D

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