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« on: October 04, 2018, 01:59:10 PM »

Hopefully this brings with it a smile for your day, enjoy.

This is a conversation between a husband and his wife.

Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply;

but, then she is speechless after answering only one question.

l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:


Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5..00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts
your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be
approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the
past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didnít drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2018, 02:43:45 PM »


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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2018, 03:41:32 PM »

Good one!

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