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« on: September 16, 2018, 02:59:19 AM »

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."  The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.  Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!  The concrete and steel it would take!  It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honor and glorify me."  The biker thought about it for some time.  Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife.  I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!"  The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2018, 07:25:02 AM »

 
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2018, 07:37:01 AM »

4, I think.  
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2018, 01:01:52 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2018, 04:21:31 PM »

Better throw in some gas stations, rest stops, and certified time stamps in case anyone wants to go for their Titanium Butt Badge.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2018, 10:50:57 PM »

Better throw in some gas stations, rest stops, and certified time stamps in case anyone wants to go for their Titanium Butt Badge.

Looks like a job for Bruce!
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2018, 11:34:15 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2018, 12:04:15 AM »

Better throw in some gas stations, rest stops, and certified time stamps in case anyone wants to go for their Titanium Butt Badge.

Looks like a job for Bruce!

 

Bruce can handle it.
 
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2018, 02:08:18 AM »

Better throw in some gas stations, rest stops, and certified time stamps in case anyone wants to go for their Titanium Butt Badge.

Looks like a job for Bruce!

 

Bruce can handle it.
 

Bruce might not need a bridge. He could probably modify a scooter for ocean travel.
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2018, 03:45:10 PM »

This thread reminds me of an old Bell System (the original AT&T, not the current) insider "limerick" regards challenging construction ...

"Cable to the moon?
 Hell, we'll try it.
 Give it to Western
 E, F & I it"

Western = Western Electric, the manufacturing arm of the Bell Sysytem
E, F, & I = Engineer, Furnish & Install
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