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« on: August 05, 2018, 02:19:40 PM »

A  Catholic Priest,  a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee. Someone made  the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge  would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided  that each would find a bear and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days  later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling and had various bandages on his body and limbs, spoke first. Well,  he said,  'I went  into the woods to find a bear. When I found him, I began to read to  him from the Catechism. Well, that  bear came after me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy  water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary, Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.'

Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist spoke next. He was in a wheelchair and had an IV drip. 'I went  out and found me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from the Bible! But that bear came after me. We wrestled down one hill until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.

The Priest  and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running  in and out of him. The Rabbi  looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision might not have been the best way to start..."
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2018, 05:52:24 PM »

LOL!
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2018, 06:18:40 PM »

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