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« on: July 08, 2017, 02:34:58 PM »

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
 
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.
 
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee.  While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
 
The husband responded:  "I'm sitting on the toilet.  Please advise."
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2017, 12:21:58 AM »

Don, that was disgusting but at the same time really funny. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2017, 07:38:51 PM »

 
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