July 23, 2019, 01:17:09 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
   Home   Help Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
Author Topic: Texting Newbies  (Read 270 times)
Doctor of Scooterology

Karma: 27
Offline Offline

Location: Athens, Greece
Bikes Owned: Kymco AK550 & '12 Piaggio X10 (sold). & '08 SYM GTS (sold)
Posts: 3565

Thank You
-Given: 138
-Receive: 164

Kymco AK550

WWW Email
« on: July 08, 2017, 02:34:58 PM »

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee.  While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband responded:  "I'm sitting on the toilet.  Please advise."

Doctor of Scooterology

Karma: 10
Offline Offline

Location: Nova Scotia
Bikes Owned: '05 Honda Silver Wing, ABS
Posts: 1381

Thank You
-Given: 114
-Receive: 68

« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2017, 12:21:58 AM »

Don, that was disgusting but at the same time really funny. 
Doctor of Scooterology

Karma: 6
Offline Offline

Location: Chicago
Bikes Owned: 2009 Honda Silverwing
Posts: 796

Thank You
-Given: 31
-Receive: 104

Maxi-Scoot Rally 2017

« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2017, 07:38:51 PM »


It's just not a vacation it's a fricking adventure.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!

Google visited last this page February 28, 2019, 10:50:58 PM