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« on: October 02, 2016, 06:18:01 PM »

Jesus and Moses were golfing one day. Jesus was teeing up a seven iron to drive over some water. Moses said "You can't make that shot with a seven iron. Jesus said "I saw Arnold Palmer do it, so I know I can do it."
Jesus hit the ball and landed it right in the middle of the water. "Hey Moses" Jesus said "can you help me out?" Moses parted the water and Jesus walked out and got his ball.
Jesus teed up again with a seven iron. "I'm telling you, you can't make that shot with a seven iron" Moses said again. "I saw Arnold Palmer do it" Jesus said "I know I can do it."
Jesus hit the ball and again landed it in the middle of the water. "I'm not helping this time" Moses said. Jesus said "I'll get it myself then."
As Jesus walked out on top of the water to get his ball, another player came up behind Moses. "Who does that guy think he is" asked the player "Jesus Christ?" "No" said Moses " he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2016, 08:15:30 PM »

 
I'll have to remember to add that one to my collection!
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2016, 09:44:31 PM »

:-)

That's better than your Facebook comment the night he died  ;)
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