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Liamjs
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« on: February 13, 2014, 06:26:00 AM »

Assuming he survived and could speak afterwards, and that's a big assumption, how does he explain such utter stupidity?

"Okay, I was riding with no gear or helmet on a poorly maintained bike and I thought this would be an excellent time to impress my friends with that stoppie I've never tried. I know good timing, right. Well, to my chagrin and amazement my DOT approved Do Rag didn't work as well as the salesmen said it would, nor the forks I'd just purchased from some guy from Craigslist yesterday in a parking lot. Uh, could you pass the jello... And a straw"
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