July 02, 2020, 02:54:36 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: DUI Testing  (Read 51 times)
Expat47
Administrator
Doctor of Scooterology
*****

Karma: 27
Offline Offline

Location: Athens, Greece
Bikes Owned: Kymco AK550 & '12 Piaggio X10 (sold). & '08 SYM GTS (sold)
Posts: 3884

Thank You
-Given: 157
-Receive: 196


Kymco AK550


WWW Email
« on: June 25, 2020, 05:21:33 AM »

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "OK, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "So, you're drunk."

Me: "But I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me: "A motorcycle."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer: "A prostitute of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there...
Logged

__
Don
Clampett
Uncle Jed
Administrator
Scooter Junior Professor
*****

Karma: 12
Offline Offline

Location: Clampett Valley near Gardendale, AL
Bikes Owned: 29 - Mini bikes to Gold Wings.
Posts: 390

Thank You
-Given: 100
-Receive: 85



WWW
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2020, 05:45:49 AM »

 
Logged

--
Larry  
My Maps
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!