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General Discussion => Jokes and Haphazard => Topic started by: easlingn on October 09, 2019, 03:18:08 AM



Title: Kitty, Kitty
Post by: easlingn on October 09, 2019, 03:18:08 AM
FOUND A STARVING, DIRTY, SMELLY, SKINNY, AND MATTED KITTY.....
Hubby and I felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come to get her.
My hubby (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My hubby and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my hubby 'El-Cheap-O', and my hubby calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another. It's a contest of who can get the better of the other.
The next day my hubby had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The Dr's waiting room and office was full of people waiting. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my hubby arrive.
He looked straight at my hubby and in a loud voice said,
'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and, by the way, she's pregnant! God only knows who the father is!'
THEN HE CLOSED THE DOOR.


Title: Re: Kitty, Kitty
Post by: Expat47 on October 09, 2019, 05:53:29 AM
Good one!


Title: Re: Kitty, Kitty
Post by: Virginian on October 09, 2019, 04:32:31 PM
Ahahaha! That was a good one.